Okay, I think lawyers are miserable souls.
No offence yeah, it's just a personal sentiment.
I shall narrate a story.
First, let's establish the fact that they're all fictional & any resemblance of it to real-life events would be purely coincidental. (:
Officegirl is insanely frustrated by her job. Why so? 'Cos she's got plenty of tasks to complete on this particular day but her laptop kept encountering a series of problems causing her to delay & yes, she even had to leave her designated desk for quite awhile for reasons not be mentioned. In addition to that, her three bosses had to be so goddamn effing particular about details & changed the templates for legal letters thereby exacerbating her vexation.
1) Lawyer A decides to be goddamn effing anal for once & edited the original template from "by ___ February 2010 by 8.00pm" to "by 8.00pm on ___ February 2010" WTF?! DEAL WITH IT LA! THE FORMER IS GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT ANYWAY. Urgh. bugger.
2) Officegirl followed instructions & went according to the original template with the given instructions of "to issue WOS or SD" HOWEVER, lawyer B fervently insisted there was "no such template" SO ALRIGHT, officegirl followed his instruction of only including one sort of "threaten device"(either WOS or SD depending on the pleading file) but TODAY he decided to return to the original template (the one which included "to issue WOS and/or SD"". WTF?! THEN DON'T EVEN ASK OFFICEGIRL TO CHANGE THE INITIAL TEMPLATE LA URGH >:(
3) Lawyer C. Officegirl used to look up to you, with respect. But now, her impression of you has changed, dramatically. Yknow what? Haven't you heard? "IT'S (EFFING) HUMAN NATURE TO ERR"!!!!!!!!!! Unless of course lawyer C is trying to imply that he's a goddamn PERFECT homosapien who doesn't ever make a single effing mistake. (: Oh wow, that would be..immortal really. (-.-) Frankly speaking, officegirl has been trying to be more careful & have not been making much mistakes in her legal letters. 'Tis just a pity that well, ONCE IN A FREAKING WHILE, errors are unfortunately made due to sheer carelessness. Oh & fyi, officegirl ain't dumb. She KNOWS the urgency of the "by hand" letters & thus always completes them first. She's just sorry that erm, oh, her laptop suddenly crashed on her & she had to leave her desk for...quite some time. (-.-) Furthermore, these letters do not always arrive after the email has been sent to her superiors. She has freaking tried her best to get them done so GIVE HER A BREAK LA & BUGGER OFF.
Alright, that's the end of "Officegirl's Life in a LawFirm: Major Turn-offs".
Once again I would like to emphasize the fact that the aforementioned story is purely fictional & any resemblance to real-life events is considered coincidental.
If anyone who has read this makes his/her own assumptions about the story, IT'S YOUR PROBLEM. I've already stated that it's fictional. (:
I'm off.















































































